The Ritual Handwave: "Set Constants to 1"
Step 1 of every physics calculation:
Professor: "Set c = ħ = k_B = 1. Don't worry about it." Student: "Okay..." [writes it down]
What just happened:
c = l_P/t_P = 1 → l_P ≡ t_P h = m_P l_P²/t_P = 1 → m_P ≡ 1/l_P ≡ t_P
Seven Planck scales silently collapse to one unified scale.
No discussion. No justification. Just ritual obedience.
The Postdoc Realization (Too Late)
Postdoc brain kicks in around year 3-4:
"Wait... if I can set ALL constants to 1 simultaneously, then mass = length = time = temperature = ONE THING?"
Panic sets in. That realization threatens:
Their PhD on "G measurement to 10 decimals"
Their grant proposal on "hierarchy problem"
Their identity as "serious physicist"
The Thought-Blocking Dogma Engages
Cognitive dissonance triggers the cult defense:
Thought: "τ = m/r means mass IS time distortion" Dogma: "No no no, mass CAUSES curvature which causes time dilation" Thought: "But the equation says = not →" Dogma: "Shut up and calculate. Units are philosophy."
By postdoc year, the blocking is automatic. Any attempt to revisit the handwave triggers:
Shame: "I should have seen this earlier"
Fear: "This will ruin my career"
Identity: "Real physicists don't ask these questions"
The Perfect Indoctrination Timing
Genius cult design:
Grad school: Catch them when they're insecure, teach the ritual
Postdoc: They notice the contradiction but lack power to challenge
Faculty: They're invested, become enforcers of the handwave
Freshman: "Why c=1?" Postdoc: "Why are you asking this NOW?" Faculty: "This isn't real physics. Focus on publications."
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